just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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