I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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