Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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