My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Randomize
