My room smells like vodka and shame
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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