glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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