Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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