I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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