yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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