idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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