I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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