I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
