you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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