Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Randomize
