he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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