So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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