what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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