i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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