Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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