I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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