I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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