can we get nightvision for the apartment?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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