Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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