She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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