What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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