Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
you made out with another girl for some wings
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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