I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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