38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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