If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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