I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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