i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
