Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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