normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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