the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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