Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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