i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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