what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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