Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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