Ambien. No doubt about it.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
