IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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