So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Sorry my hands just texted you
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Randomize
