I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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