i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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