we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
