You're completely useless in the revolution.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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