If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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