he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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