My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
