is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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