he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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