Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It's official drugs can't kill me
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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