I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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